Celebration Excuse
Strap on those dancin’ shoes, Smooth Criminal. Here’s what happened on November 20th.
1789
New Jersey does something right! The Garden State becomes the first state to ratify the Bill of Rights.
1820
An 80-ton sperm whale attacks the Essex (a whaling ship from Massachusetts) off the South American coast, inspiring Herman Melville’s novel Moby Dick. But Free Willy is still MicCheck’s favorite great American whale.
1945
The Nuremberg Trials against 24 Nazi war criminals begin. It’s only, like, the most important exercise of international law during the Cold War era. No big.
1947
A royal affair: Britain’s future queen, Princess Elizabeth, marries Philip Mountbatten, Duke of Edinburgh, in Westminster Abbey in London.
1966
Come to the Cabaret, old chum: the famous musical opens on Broadway.
1985
Microsoft Windows 1.0 is released. It’s no Vista.
1996
Eek: Newt Gingrich is elected to be Speaker of the House.
2003
Wacko-Jacko strikes again: King of Pop Michael Jackson is booked on charges of child molestation in Santa Barbara, CA.
Birthdays Only Come Once a Year...
1946: Our favorite newswoman, Judy Woodruff.
1956: Actress Bo Derek (“10” ring a bell?)
1970: Rapper Q-Tip, whose name we still question.
Daybook
POTUS
No public events.
OTHERS
Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff
11:30 AM
Delivers remarks to the Federalist Society’s 2008 National Lawyers Convention
Attorney General Michael Mukasey
7 PM
Delivers remarks to the Federalist Society’s 2008 National Lawyers Convention
Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson
11 AM
Delivers remarks on the Economy at the Annual Reagan Lecture
Transportation Secretary Mary Peters
8:15 AM
With Gov. Timothy Kaine, D-Va., delivers remarks at a ceremony to open the fourth runway at Dulles Airport
Agriculture Secretary Ed Schafer
On foreign travel to attend an international conference on biofuels in Sao Paulo, Brazil
CONGRESS
HOUSE
10 AM
House Agriculture Committee: Credit Derivatives’ Economic Role
10 AM
House Small Business Committee: Small Business Credit Conditions
1 PM
House (Select) Intelligence Committee: National Intelligence Estimate (this hearing is closed)
Watch More TV
AM
The View: Oooh! We’re excited about this one — Lily Tomlin.
Regis & Kelly: Newly creepy actor (thanks, Dexter) Jimmy Smits
Ellen: Tween sensation Miley Cyrus; TV talker Chris Matthews
Oprah: “Beauty Secrets From Around The World”
Tyra: “Don’t Ruin My Gay Wedding”
PM
Letterman: Late-night hero Stephen Colbert; best cover-band EVER, SuperDiamond
Leno: Sexiest Man of the Year Hugh Jackman; Jack Black’s awesome band Tenacious D
Conan: The always-controversial Rosie O’Donnell; Beach Boy Brian Wilson
Stewart: Law & Order star-slash-political activist Richard Belcher
Colbert: NYT columnist Tom Friedman
Kimmel: Talk-show host Jay Leno