Speed Round
UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES
“Grant the NSA what it wants, and within 10 years the United States will be vulnerable to attacks from hackers across the globe, as well as the militaries of China, Russia and other nations.” — Leading Wiretap Expert Susan Landau, on the unintended consequences of the new wiretap legislation passed by Congress last week. [Washington Post]
NEW LAWS
Important news! If you live in the City of Baltimore, you are now only legally allowed to own 125 pigeons at a time, okay? Oh, and you’re going to have to get rid of that beloved pet bear. [WBAL]
SMOKE UP
Colorful character and former gubernatorial candidate in Texas Kinky Friedman is rolling out a new line of Kinky Cigars including “The Governor,” “The Willie,” and “The Texas Jewboy.” [Dallas Morning News]
SILENCED!
Silly AT&T, do you know nothing about Eddie Vedder? The corporation thought it could censor anti-Bush lyrics from a Pearl Jam concert and get away with it. Silly, silly AT&T. [CMJ]
SCREENED BEFORE YOU FLY
Under new regulations unveiled yesterday, before you can get on a plane, your name will be “run through U.S. security watch lists.” Depending on how fishy you seem, you could be prevented from boarding while others that raise suspicion could be singled out for extra security. [Reuters]
GLOBAL WARMING TODAY
Scientists unveil a short-term climate model that shows how global warming will play out over the next ten years. [BBC]
THEY REALLY NEED YOU!
New incentives the Army is offering if you join up today: a down payment on a home, seed money to start a business, college loan forgiveness. [AP]
REVERSING FANATICISM
At a prison in northern Iraq, “an unusual pilot program is trying to reform youths who’ve been brainwashed for jihad.” [Newsweek]
255,000
The number of Chinese-made tires recalled by Foreign Tire Sales Inc. in New Jersey, fewer than the 450,000 originally suspected to be defective. [WSJ]
57 MILLION
The number of “near-poor,” in the U.S.; people who are “one paycheck, one lost job, one divorce or one sick child away from falling below the poverty line.” That’s double the number who are actually living on poverty. [The Nation]
“IMPOSSIBLE TO RESIST”
That’s how a new report from the U.S. Air Force described the possibility of withdrawal from Iraq unless violence against civilians falls substantially. [AFP]
PORKER GETS ROASTED
Rep. Don Young (R-AK) found himself heckled by a group of 70 to 80 protesters at his own pig roast fundraiser following allegations of corruption. [Anchorage Daily News]
BUILDING BRIDGES ISN’T HIS THING
President Bush rejects plans from Congressional Democrats to increase the gasoline tax to pay for bridge repairs in order to prevent another collapse like the one that occurred in Minneapolis last week. [NYT]
STATE OF NON-EMERGENCY
After almost declaring a state of emergency and cracking down on anti government forces aligning againt his administration, Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf decides againt it after being pressured by international media and diplomatic forces. [NY Times]
DOW...OW
The Dow drops over 300 points on fears that the subprime mortgage collapse could spread across the economy. [NY Times]
PRIMARY MADNESS
South Carolina moves their primary election to January 19th, meaning that Iowa and New Hampshire will shift their’s even earlier, probably into late 2007. This is getting ridiculous. [Washington Post]