Speed Round
HAPPIEST HEADLINE EVER
“Giant Lego man washed up on Dutch beach.” [ABC News]
HAPPY BABY
Director Tim Burton and his wife actress Helena Bohnam Carter are expecting. [People]
MOVIE NEWS
Hotshot stars Ed Norton and Liv Tyler are re-making the re-make of The Incredible Hulk. Yeah, we don’t get it either. [Just Jared]
MOVIE NEWS
Mr. Big is back! Actor Chris Noth has agreed to reprise his iconic role in Sex & The City: The Movie. [NY Daily News]
MUSIC NEWS
Icky Thump! White Stripes frontman Jack White is the daddy to a brand-new baby boy named a shockingly normall Henry Lee White. [MSNBC]
SURPRISE!
Panda that scientists assumed was a boy turns out to be a hermaphrodite, gives birth to panda twins. “Middlesex” sequel anyone? [CNN]
LIFE AND SCIENCE
Scientists discover two new species of shrew. And no, one of them is not your mother-in-law. [CNN]
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES
61 stars have been removed from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And we’re not talking about Britney Murphy. We’re talking about Charlton Heston, Cary Grant, Clark Gable and Frank Sinatra. [AP]
CELEBRIDIRT
Ricky Martin’s the new Angelina, wants to adopt a kid from each continent. [AP]
THE SKINNY ON HOLLYWOOD
Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo says that celebutantes in Hollywood are setting a bad example. Having a piece of lettuce for dinner though? A-ok. [AP]
WHEN REPORTERS GET BORED
“Futura sees big impact from enlarging condoms” [Reuters]
OH...THANK GOD
Nearly 2,000 newts and hundreds of toads have been given new homes as work continues on London’s Olympic Park for the 2012 Games, organisers said on Thursday. [Reuters]
WORLD LEADERS! THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!
German chancellor Angela Merkel shops at grocery stores! [Reuters]
TODAY’S DOSE OF IRONY
The latest location for a gigantic Bourne Ultimatum billboard? Smack-dab on the side of Matt Damon’s Manhattan apartment. [Smoking Gun]
1,300
The number of sheep on a Croatian island that have tragically died from...thirst. [UPI]