Speed Round
AUDIO: GONE-ZALES
Glenn Beck doesn’t think anyone cares about Gonzales’s resignation. What a joker.
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AFGHANISTAN
Good news: the Taliban pledges to release the rest of its South Korean hostages. Bad news: They’ve already killed two. [AP]
MORE AFGHANISTAN
Roadside bomb kills 11 NATO troops. [AP]
WE’RE HAVIN’ A HEAT WAVE...
Triple digit temperatures scorch the west coast. [LA Times]
63
The death toll thus far for the fires that are ravaging Greece. [LA Times]
IRAQ
Actorvist Angelina Jolie pops up in Iraq and Syria to call attention to the humanitarian crisis there. Er, Angie? Yeah, we’ve heard about it. [US Magazine]
OFF THE HOOK
Army Lt. Col. Steven Jordan was found not guilty yesterday for his role in the torture of prisoners at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq. He was, however, found guilty of disobeying orders not to discuss the investigation. [AP]
POOR PEOPLE
The poverty rate dips slightly for the first time since the Clinton White House, down to 12.3 % from 12.6 % in 2005. [ABC News]
IRAN
Trying to stoke the crazy flames, Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declares there’s a power vacuum in Iraq and, coincidentally, he’s here to help fill the gap. Pipe down, there, pepperpot. [Fox News]
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Democratic presidential candidate Mike Gravel, the former Alaska senator, wants to correct the record: For any of you out there who thought he proposed a Teflon dome over Mount McKinley back in the 1970s, that’s not true…He only wanted to create a community near Mount McKinley that would be covered with a dome.” [Anchorage Daily News] via [Hotline]
NORIEGA
The former Panamanian dictator will likely be extradited to France after spending over 17 years in American prison. There, the convicted drug smuggler faces an additional ten years for money laundering. [CNN]
INSANE. NO, REALLY?
The Astronaut who drove 900 miles in diapers to assault a romantic rival with pepperspray is planning an insanity defense. Should be a tough sell. [CNN]
47 Million
Number of Americans without health insurance in 2006, an increase of 5 percent from the previous year representing the largest increase in four years. [Bloomberg]
ARMS CONTROL
Sen. Richard G. Lugar (R-IN) and former senator Sam Nunn (D-GA) have floated a proposal to “expand the reach and strength of their program to secure nuclear, chemical and biological weapons.” [Washington Post]
JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS
Yahoo! says it was only following Chinese laws when it handed the personal information of famous Chinese political dissidents over to the Chinese police so they could be arrested. [WSJ]
(DON’T) GIVE US YOUR TIRED, YOUR HUNGRY...
Obstacles Keep Iraqi Refugees From U.S [New York Times]
CRISIS AVERTED
Guns are discovered at an Illinois school. [AP]
GO KATIE GO
Eat your heart out, Brian Williams: Katie Couric’s going to anchor the news from Iraq. [Washington Post]