Celebration Excuse
30BC
Egyptian ruler Cleopatra famously commits suicide by way of asp
1905
Baseball great Ty Cobb makes his professional debut with the Detroit Tigers
1957
Sen. Strom Thurmond tries to block the Civil Rights Act of 1957 by launching a 24 hour filibuster. He failed.
1967
Judge Thurgood Marshall becomes the first African American justice on the Supreme Court
1974
The last episode of The Brady Bunch airs
1983
Astronaut Guion Bluford becomes the first African American to travel in space on the U.S. space shuttle Challenger
1989
Queen of Mean Leona Helmsley, who famously said “only the little people pay taxes,” is found guilty of tax evasion
1993
David Letterman launches the late-night talk wars, debuting his new show on CBS
Eat More Cake
1797: The mother of Frankenstein, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley. Remember, Frankenstein was the *doctor’s* name. The monster was never given a name.
1893: Louisiana politician and inspiration for All The King’s Men, Huey Long
1918: Frozen baseball legend Ted Williams
1963: Our favorite dirty cop, actor Michael Chiklis (The Shield)
1972: Actress Cameron Diaz (Charlie’s Angels)
1982: Tennis phenom Andy Roddick
Daybook
POTUS
No public appearances planned
STUMPIN’
Senator Hillary Clinton on David Letterman
ON THE HILL
Congress is on recess, picking out their fall colors.
BELTWAY AND BEYOND
Education Secretary Margaret Spelling is in Alaska touring schools and urging the re-authorization of No Child Left Behind
TV TIME
TiVo this
Oprah: Oprah’s Favorite Giveaway Ever—The Results!
The View: George Lopez, Alan Jackson, guest co-host Joan Rivers (Rerun)
Regis and Kelly: Relly Nominees: Best Athlete, Best Non-Human
Ellen DeGeneres: Julie Andrews, Mike Holmes (Rerun)
Stay up late
Letterman: Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Willie Nelson & Kenny Chesney
Leno: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jarod Miller, Wilco
Late Late Show: Pamela Anderson and magician Hans Klok, Avi Liberman, Nellie McKay (Rerun)
Conan: Kevin Bacon, Will Forte, Eisley
Last Call: Kathy Griffin, Enrique Iglesias (Rerun)
Kimmel: George Lopez, Matt Dallas, Yung Joc