Bush: Iran Is Still Dangerous...And So Is Candy Crowley

PLUS: The Online Idiot’s Guide To Guantanamo...We don’t care how you look at it: Things are bad in Afghanistan...The scientist behind stem-cell technology wouldn’t touch Bush’s praise with a ten-foot pole...Live together, or kill the planet...Billy’s manorexia is all Sally’s fault...Rihanna was right: we’re going to need some umbrellas...and finally, Santa Clause would be coming to town. If only he wasn’t vaporized. Today is December 5th, and this is Mic Check. We’ve still got a shot at love with Tila Tequila.

Celebration Excuse

“WEDNESDAY”: MICCHECK FOR “FRIDAY”

1776

The students of the College of William and Mary met in a local tavern in Williamsburg, Virginia to found Phi Beta Kappa, the first scholastic fraternity in the United States. There are far fewer jokes to be made about scholastic fraternities than social ones.

1848

President James Polk goes before Congress to confirm there’s gold in them there hills of California. Lots and lots of gold! Senator Yukon Cornelius resigns and heads west.

1933

Utah becomes the 36th state to ratify the Twenty-first Amendment, establishing the requisite 75% of states needed to end Prohibition. Drink up!

1945

Flight 19 is lost in the Bermuda Triangle. “Bermuda, Bahama,” we’d still take our chances heading south for the winter.

RAISE YOUR GLASSES TO…

1862: Martin Van Buren, the eighth President of the United States. English was not his first language, as he grew up Dutch.
1901: Walt Disney, the guy won twenty-two Academy Awards during his lifetime (He was nominated for forty-eight overall)
1932: Little Richard, at 74 he’s not so little anymore.
1965: Johnny Rzeznik, lead singer and guitarist of the Buffalo rock band the Goo Goo Dolls
1985: Frankie Muniz, Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning child actor most famous for his role as Malcolm on Malcolm in the Middle

Daybook

STUMPIN’

Barack Obama campaigns in Iowa
Dennis Kucinich campaigns in Iowa
Mitt Romney fundraises in Louisiana and Texas
John McCain campaigns in New Hampshire (with Curt Shilling!)

CONGRESS

HOUSE

10 AM

House Budget Committee meets in full and hears testimony from Peter Orszag the director of the Congressional Budget Office and Harvard economics professor Martin Feldstein on the state of the US economy and its implications for the federal budget.
House Financial Services Committee Housing and Community Opportunity Subcommittee discuss low income housing for veterans.
House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hears testimony on the issue of executive pay and the role of compensation consultants.

2 PM

House Armed Services Committee Oversight and Investigations Subcommittee hears testimony during an investigation of the doctrine and strategy of provincial reconstruction teams.

2:30 PM

House Foreign Affairs Committee hear testimony from Dennis Ross of the Washington Institute for Near East Policy as they debate the steps that should be taken in the Middle East Peace Process post-Annapolis.
SENATE

9:30 AM

Senate Indian Affairs Committee hold a hearing on the empowerment of American Indian youths.
Senate Environment and Public Works Committee holds markup on “America’s Climate Security Act of 2007.” (S.2191)

10:30 AM

The Senate (Special Committee) on Aging hears testimony on issues concerning the care of elderly refugees.

2:30 PM

The Senate Judiciary Committee meets in full to discuss the looming foreclosure crisis, and how to keep people in their homes.

TV

TIVO…
Oprah: How Would You Spend One More Day with Someone You Loved?
The View: American Idol judge – he worked with Mariah Carey – Randy Jackson
Regis and Kelly: Actress Laura Linney, Margot at the Wedding star Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Wired Magazine’s Nick Thompson
Ellen: Presidential daughter Jenna Bush, with musical guest Ryan Shaw
STAY UP FOR...
Leno: The late, great Chris Farley, 1999 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girls Valeria Mazza and Tyra Banks, and 8 year-old sports reporter Brett Murray – who is now 19 (Rerun circa 1996)
Late Late Show: Comedian Wanda Sykes, journalist Tina Brown, and musical guest Bobby Valentino (Rerun)
Last Call: NHL stars Mike Cammalleri and Derek Armstrong, with musical guest OneRepublic
Daily Show: Daily show alum turned Office star Steve Carell (Rerun)
Colbert Report: Nutrition label activist Michael Jacobson (Rerun)

 

Eavesdrop

STEAL THIS AUDIO: FUN WITH PRESIDENT BUSH

  • President Bush gave a press conference on the National Intelligence Estimate on Iran yesterday you can find serious clips of that audio in the Necessary News section of today’s Mic Check.
  • However, the President also had a few off-the-cuff remarks that left us either snickering our scratching our heads. So without further adieu, here are our top winners of the Mic Check Radio Bush Quotes Of The Day awards.

THE AUDIO

  • Best Quote Making Us Wonder About Reporter Infections: What I’m not going to miss is what some of us went through in 2000, which was get on an airplane and have my friend Candy Crowley pass a virus around.
    Please log in to download this clip.
  • Best Vaguely Dirty Sounding Quote, Heh Heh: The most difficult aspect of developing a weapons program, or as some would say, the long pole in the tent, is enriching uranium.
    Please log in to download this clip.
  • Best Scripted Tortured Metaphor-Slash-Tongue Twister: Based on the record so far, Americans could be forgiven for thinking that Santa will have slipped down their chimney on Christmas Eve before Congress has finished its work.
    Please log in to download this clip.

Popularity Contest

These stories wear sunglasses at night...

NYT: Unhappy? Self-Critical? Maybe You’re Just a Perfectionist

WP: Un-Mormon and Unchristian

USAT: USA TODAY/Gallup Poll: Significant drops in support for Clinton & Giuliani

LAT: Mexican official slain in bed after tunnel found

ABC: Internet Saves a Life

CBS: Paroled Rapist Could Haunt Huckabee

CNN: Wrong woman named pageant winner

FOX: Woman Born With Feet Facing Backwards Insists She Is Not Disabled

Masthead

Questions? Comments? Send us e-mail.

Problems logging in? Reset/reactivate your password.

Mic Check is produced every weekday by Christy Harvey, Sara Langhinrichs and Nicole Murphy, and is a project of the Center for American Progress Action Fund. Read more about Mic Check.