Celebration Excuse
HAPPY HUMAN RIGHTS DAY!
1817
Mississippi becomes the 20th US state. 2005 (and then again in 2006) Mississippi becomes the fattest state in the Union. Take that temperance and moderation!
1902
Tasmanian women are granted suffrage. So let’s get this straight: Women in Tasmania had the right to vote and the US was still a few decades away. That seems… counterintuitive.
1906
President Teddy Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize, and becomes the first American to win a Nobel Prize of any kind. What are you going to do today? Not win a Nobel Prize, that’s for sure. …Lazy.
1948
The UN General Assembly adopts the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Thus the holiday. What is there to not like about human rights? Huh?!
1971
St. Louis Cardinals quarterback Jim Hart throws a pass for 98 yards. Holy misleading wording, Batman! (He didn’t actually throw the ball 98 yards)
AND IF HUMAN RIGHTS AREN’T REASON ENOUGH TO GET EXCITED
1394: James I of Scotland, King of Scotland for more than thirty years
1962: Harland Williams, Canadian comedian from such films as Half Baked and Employee of the Month
1974: Meg White, drummer and vocalist of Detroit rock duo the White Stripes
Daybook
STUMPIN
The Democratic presidential debate from Los Angeles, California
Barack Obama campaigns in Los Angeles with musical guests the Goo Goo Dolls and Ne Yo
Dennis Kucinich campaigns in New Hampshire
Mitt Romney fundraises in Balitomore
CONGRESS
HOUSE
The House convenes at 3 PM in pro forma session. “Pro forma” basically means they’re meeting as long as they have to for it to count as an official day and then leaving.
9 AM
The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Domestic Policy Subcommittee holds a field hearing in Fallbrook, California on the October wildfires. The committee hears testimony from a number of people including Tony Morris, founder of the Wildfire Research Network, Nancy Ward, the regional administrator for FEMA, and a number of fire chiefs.
SENATE
The Senate is in session but there are no votes or committees scheduled.
TV
TIVO…
Oprah: The Best! Illusionist Criss Angel, McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy, and Masters champion golfer Zach Johnson
The View: Sopranos psychiatrist Lorraine Bracco, with R&B group Boyz II Men
Regis and Kelly: My Name is Earl star Jason Lee, Mad Money’s Jim Cramer, and singer Josh Groban
Ellen: West Wing alum Allison Janney, Gossip Girl’s Chase Crawford, and musical guest Bonnie Brown
STAY UP FOR…
Letterman: Jeff Goldblum, Angelina Jolie, Third Eye Blind (Rerun)
Leno: Kelly Ripa, Simon Cowell, Liz Phair (Rerun)
Late Late Show: TBA
Conan: Comedian Wanda Sykes, Pamela Anderson, and magician Hans Klok (Rerun)
Kimmel: Will Forte, Perez Hilton, Rilo Kiley (Rerun)
Daily Show: Actor, comedian, and musician Jaime Foxx (Rerun)
Colbert Report: 7 time Tour de France cyclist and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong (Rerun)