Speed Round
MUST READ
Like when chocolate met peanut butter, savor the two great tastes that taste great together when Maureen Dowd lets Stephen Colbert write her column. [NY Times]
ALZHEIMER’S TEST
A long-sought medical goal is finally at hand: a blood test that detects Alzheimer’s years before the onset of memory loss. [NY Times]
BLOOD FOR...WELL, YOU KNOW
Once the soon to be ratified Iraqi oil law goes through, “international oil companies will have a far better shot at Iraq reserves than ever before.” [Mother Jones]
PRIMARY POISON
Think this Presidential primary process is getting a little ridiculous? Consider this: “The whole stinking process was designed by dead men in smoky parlors and refined by faceless bureaucrats in hotel conference rooms. It is a nasty brew born of those caldrons of self-interest known as political parties. At every stage, advantage is parceled out like so much magic potion.” [Salon]
BLACKWATER
Blackwater CEO Erik Prince says the lawsuit brought against his company by the families of the Iraqi civilians they gunned down is “politically motivated.” Sort of like Blackwater’s entire existence. [Reuters]
A VERY INCONVENIENT TRUTH
Remember the British guy who sued his kids’ schools over the showing of “An Inconvenient Truth”? Turns out he was funded by a giant mining corporation and Scientific Alliance, a British group with links to Exxon Mobil. [CBS News]
WAR
Attacks on Shiite Muslims in Iraq leave 24 dead. [CNN]
WAR
A suicide bomber in a marketplace in Afghanistan kills 9, wounds 29. [CBS News]
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
“We’re happy for him, but suspect he’d trade places before we would.” – Anonymous senior White House official “congratulates” Al Gore on winning the Nobel Prize. Real mature, buddy. [Washington Post]
MUZZLE UNDONE
The CIA is trying to muzzle its top investigator, Inspector General John Helgerson, from exposing critical mistakes made at the Agency. Congress tells the CIA to back off. [USA Today]
JUST DOWNRIGHT LOW
U.S. Protection and Investigations, a U.S. private security firm, has been charged with overbilling the Afghanistan state department. [Think Progress]
TOUGH GIG
Secretary of State Rice opens a round of peace talks between Israel and Palestine, only to be faced with obstacle after obstacle. [AP]
AUTO-PILOT
With only 15 months left in office, President Bush has left whole agencies of the executive branch to be run largely by acting or interim appointees. [NY Times]
TRAGEDY
21 people are killed when a Colombian mine collapses. [Washington Post]
TURKISH GENOCIDE
A Turkish general says with the passage of a U.S. House resolution accusing Turkey of genocide, “The U.S. has shot itself in the foot.” [NY Times]