Celebration Excuse
A massacre shellshocks the nation, a dangerously stinky explosion gives it to Texas City, and welcome to LSD land, man. It’s April 16 and here’s why Mic Check’s keeping its fingers crossed today.
1926
Pass around the biscuits and tea. First Book-Of-The-Month Club selection is distributed and Mic Check can’t wait to discuss the symbolism of it all.
1943
Dr. Albert Hoffman “accidentally” discovers the hallucinogenic effects of LSD and experiences “an uninterrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes with intense, kaleidoscopic play of colors” i.e. a good trip.
1947
Everybody panic: a fertilizer explosion on board a freighter in port causes the city of Texas City to catch fire, killing almost 600.
1963
Stop traffic in the streets if you’re down with civil disobedience. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. is tired of the “wait” meaning “never” and writes the Letter from Birmingham Jail.
2007
A moment of silence for the fallen: the Virginia Tech Massacre, the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history, takes place.
Breathe on some candles
1922: Author who gave us “Lucky Jim” and then turned right, Kingsley Amis
1965: Fat suit pro and actor Martin Lawrence
1971: Tejano singer Selena, who learned too late to not mix fans and business
Daybook
Stumpin’
Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton duke it out in an ABC News debate in the City of Brotherly Love.
Congress
Senate
In session.
9:45 a.m.
Labor, HHS, Education, and Related Agencies Subcommittee: Hearing on the Education Department and teacher quality programs. On tap: Education Secretary Margaret Spellings
10:00 a.m.
Senate Judiciary Committee: Hearing on “National Security Letters: The Need for Greater Accountability and Oversight.”
Senate Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee: Hearing on restoring mortgage market liquidity to U.S. credit markets.
2:30 p.m.
Personnel Subcommittee: Hearing on military beneficiary organizations regarding the quality of life of Active, Reserve, and retired military personnel and their family members.
House
In session.
10:00 a.m.
Housing and Community Opportunity Subcommittee: Hearing on H.R.5679, the “Foreclosure Prevention and Sound Mortgage Servicing Act of 2008.”
11:00 a.m.
House Oversight and Government Reform Committee: Hearing on “Healthcare Associated Infections: A Preventable Epidemic.”
2:00 p.m.
Air and Land Forces Subcommittee and Readiness Subcommittee: Joint hearing on ground force readiness shortfalls and the implications for national security. Watch for: Michele Flournoy, president of the Center for a New American Security; Lawrence Korb, senior fellow at the Center for American Progress
TV
Tivo…
The View: Kelsey Grammer
Regis & Kelly: Kristen Bell, Heidi Montag
Ellen: Suzanne Somers, Ben McKenzie, Abbey Curran
Martha: Florist Michael George
Oprah: When Your Life Doesn’t Fit with Maria Shriver
Stay up for…
Letterman: Uma Thurman, Graham Rahal, the Gossip
Leno: Charles Barkley, the Young@Heart Chorus
Ferguson: Jackie Chan, Cobie Smulders, Bell X1
Conan: Dane Cook, Emily Mortimer, Slash (R 11/1/07)
Stewart: TBA
Colbert: Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders, Gov. Ed Rendell
Kimmel: Minnie Driver, Milo Ventimiglia, Danity Kane