Celebration Excuse
Oooooh, baby we love your way. Except for you, Hitler. It’s April 22nd, here’s why we’ll have to be removed from our party by federal marshals:
1864
A chink in the wall between church and state: The “Coinage Act” mandates that the words “In God We Trust” be placed on America’s currency.
1945
Good riddance, jerk. Adolf Hitler admits defeat in his bunker and decides that suicide is his only option. Raise a glass and curse fascism.
1970
Hooray, Mama Gaia! The world celebrates the first Earth Day.
1993
Never forget: the Holocaust Museum is dedicated in Washington, DC.
2000
Federal marshalls take Elian Gonzales from his home in Miami, Florida, setting off a chain reaction of crazy Sunshine State political fights that take on national prominence. (cough...2000 recount...cough...Terry Schiavo)
Heeeeeere’s Birthday!
1870: Vladimir Lenin, Soviet revolutionary leader
1937: Jack Nicholson, what a Joker
1950: Peter Frampton, British heart-throb rocker
Daybook
It’s Pennsylvania Primary Day! It’s Pennsylvania Primary Day!
STUMPIN’
Hillary and Barack are in Pennsylvania, natch
John McCain heads to Ohio for a town hall meeting at YoungstownStateUniversity followed by a fund-raiser at the Toldeo Club.
SENATE
Noon
A roll call vote on whether to proceed on the “Disabled Veterans Insurance Improvement Act of 2007”
10am
The Senate Commerce Committee holds a full committee hearing on “The Future of the Internet”
2:30pm
Senate Intel holds a closed, full committee meeting on intelligence matters.
HOUSE
12:30PM
Declarations of suuport for National Health Care Decisions Day and Earth Day
Motion to establish March 6 as World Glaucoma Day and 2008 as the Year Of The Reef
2pm
House Oversight and Reform subcommittee hearing on a new report from the Government Accountability Office on Defense Department weapons.
4:30pm
House Judiciary Subcommittee holds a hearing on Prison Abuse Remedies. Watch For: Vernon Keenan, director of the Georgia Bureau of Investigation
5pm
House Approps Subcommittee on Intel Oversight holds a closed hearing on the National Security Agency.
WATCH MORE TV
Set Your TiVo At Work
Ellen: Randy Jackson, dawg
Oprah: Oprah does Earth Day
Regis & Kelly: Baby Mama co-star Amy Poehler; Mr. Darcy (swoooon!) Colin Firth
The View: It’s cool chick day: Darfur actor-vist Mia Farrow; wife of Don, Deirdre Imus; politico Dee Dee Myers
Stay Up Late
Stewart: Baltimore’s King of Weird/Cool, John Waters
Colbert: Auther of The Age of American Unreason, Susan Jacoby
Letterman: Actress Helen Hunt
Leno: Elaine herself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus; “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” star Jason Segel
Conan: Former sidekick Andy Richter
Kimmel: Brad Garrett (the brother on “Everybody Loves Raymond”)