It’s Like News Bacon For Your Pennsylvania Hangover

Plus: The photographer-kicking legislator and the “illiterate peasants"...President Bush brags about his Tempur-Pedic mattress...what the crazy pastors in South Carolina are putting on their church signs...the Army drops its recruiting standards like they’re hot...off the hook for making Ground Zero workers sick...and former Attorney General John Ashcroft cracks himself up about torture. It’s Wednesday, April 23, and this is Mic Check. Why are your kids wearing ugly Crocs anyway?

Celebration Excuse

Oh, look, a play, how lovely. But we liked the old one better. It’s April 23, here’s why we’re taking over the administration buildings to paaaaarty:

1597

Shakespeare premieres his Merry Wives of Windsor before Queen Elizabeth I. She totally loved it.

1635

Hoorah, public education! Boston Latin School, America’s first public school, is founded in Boston. Steal someone’s lunch money in celebration.

1968

Nothin’ like a student takeover. Columbia University students in take over administration buildings and shut down the university in protest against the Vietnam War.

1985

New Coke debuts. It tastes terrible, and the old one is back on the shelves in three months.

The Bard’s Birthday

1564: William Shakespeare, English poet and playwright (historians think this is his birthday, though no one knows for sure)

1813: Stephen A. Douglas, Senator from Illinois, and Lincoln’s foil in the famous Lincoln-Douglas debates

1928: Shirley Temple, the cutest little actress ever

Daybook

POTUS

11AM

Attends the Congressional Gold Medal ceremony for Dr. Michael DeBakey, the medical pioneer who invented M*A*S*H units. He turns 100 this year.

3:30PM

Speaks at a National Small Business Week event at the White House

At Some Point

Meets with King Abdullah II of Jordan

OTHERS

Secretary of State Condi Rice

Meets with the President of Palestine, Mahmoud Abbas, DC

STUMPIN

John McCain: In the morning, Sen. McCain will be in Kentucky. In the afternoon, West Virginia. And at night, New Orleans.

Barack Obama: Town Hall meeting in New Albany, Indiana

Hillary Clinton: Campaigning in Indianapolis, Indiana.

ON THE HILL

SENATE

9:30AM

Senate Foreign Relations full committee hearing on the crisis in Darfur. Watch For: Jane Holl Lute from the UN and Richard Williamson, our special State Department envoy to Sudan.

10AM

Senate Judiciary Committee full hearing on the need for greater oversight on National Security Letters. Watch For: James Baker, former lawyer for intel policy at the Justice Department.

2:30PM

Senate Foreign Relations subcommittee hearing on the crisis in Tibet. Watch For: Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte; Lodi Gyari, a special envoy to the Dali Lama; and Richard Gere, the guy from Pretty Woman (and a huge activist for Tibet).

HOUSE

On The Floor

Naming a bunch of post offices; remembering conservative icon William Buckley; discussion of the “Close The Contractor Fraud Loophole Act”

10AM

House Oversight full committee hearing on whether or not abstinence-only programs work. Watch For: Youth activist Shelby Knox.

WATCH MORE TV

SET YOUR TIVO

The View: Cal-ee-for-nia’s first lady Maria Shriver

Regis & Kelly: Actress Helen Hunt (she’s everywhere this week – does she have a movie coming out?)

Tyra: Uh, Tyra does her entire show while driving her car. Huh.

Oprah: “What would you do?”

Ellen: You knew him as Doogie, you loved him from Harold and Kumar – Neil Patrick Harris

STAY UP LATE

Stewart: Political journalist (and author of The Thirteen American Arguments: Enduring Debates That Define and Inspire Our Country) Howard Fineman

Colbert: Tuesdays With Morrie author and radio host Mitch Albom

Conan: Robot Chicken genius (and voice of Chris Griffin) Seth Green

Kimmel: Actor Eric Dane (yeah, we don’t know who that is either); SNL star Bill Hader

Letterman: The Girl Power Show! Comedian Tina Fey; history-making racecar driver Danica Patrick.

Leno: Dr. McDreamy Patrick Dempsey; our favorite tree-hugger Ed Bagley

 

Eavesdrop

BOOK IT TO THE LEFT, BOOK IT TO THE RIGHT

Booking. It’s a never-ending cycle; no sooner do you get your show booked then, bam! It’s the next day and you have a whole new show and need whole new fantastic, interesting guests! Whew!

Here’s the thing: You don’t have to go it alone. We think you’re kind of cute and your show totally rocks, so let us help! Our guys at CAP have Blackberries bulging with numbers and they’re not afraid to use them. And while we do the work, go grab yourself a coffee and maybe even a pumpkin muffin (you know, the kind with cream cheese icing.) You deserve it.

Popularity Contest

Whew! While you grab a coffee and try to shake the cobwebs from staying up all night watching the Pennsylvania returns, here’s a quick update on what you missed with the most popular stories on the top news sites yesterday.

ABC: Polygamists Avoiding Inbreeding Problems?

CNN: Clinton on Pennsylvania: ‘I have to win’

CBS: Men From Polygamy Sect Speak

NBC: Wife cleared of murder ‘overwhelmed with emotion’

FOX: Mom Recognizes Daughter on ABC Prostitution Special

NYT: Bob Herbert — Clueless in America

WP: Dan Froomkin — The Most Disappointing President

LAT: Clinton says margin won’t matter for a Pennsylvania victory

USAT: Renters can’t escape housing foreclosure crisis

BBC: Drunk Darth Vader’s Jedi assault

REUT: Clinton says U.S. could “totally obliterate” Iran

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