Bush’s Favorite General Gets A Promotion

PLUS: Darfur goes from worse to worser...MADD hates cheese-heads...Your diet and your baby, what’s the connection?..Made a mistake? You won’t learn from it...And how the EPA sold out. It’s April 23rd, and America is doin’ the jail house rock. And it’s totally depressing. Is this thing on?

Celebration Excuse

Candy, genocide, and books. It’s been a weird day. Here’s why we’re lifting sanctions on partying:

1704

America’s first newspaper, the Boston, Massachusetts New-Letter, is published. Town bards and storytellers decry the rise of “new media.”

1800

Book geeks: President John Adams signs legislation to appropriate $5,000 to purchase “such books as may be necessary for the use of Congress” —- and the Library of Congress is born.

1907

Milton S. Hershey, the original WIlly Wonka, founds Hershey Park for the enjoyment of the employees at his chocolate factory.

1915

Never again...again and again. The 20th century’s first genocide begins when hundreds of Armenians are massacred in Istanbul.

2004

OK, Qaddafi. U.S. lifts economic sanctions on Libya for stopping it’s nuke program.

2005

Time to re-fit the pope-mobile: Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger becomes Pope, taking the name Pope Benedict XVI.

Live From Birthday Row

1934: Shirley MacLaine, actress, and host to Dennis Kucinich’s alien friends
1942: Richard M. Daley, notorious mayor of Chicago

1954: Mumia Abu-Jamal, activist and death row inmate

1964: Cedric the Entertainer, comedian...self described

Daybook

At CAP

A panel titled ‘From the Pulpit to the Polls,’ featuring Jim Wallis, E.J. Dionne and Amy Sullivan

STUMPIN

John McCain: Finishes his tour in New Orleans (just in time for Jazz Fest, we noticed). continues his “Action” tour in New Orleans.

Hillary Clinton: Campaigning in Fayetteville and Asheville, N.C.

ON THE HILL

Senate

9:30AM

Senate Foreign Relations Committee: Full committee hearing on “Implementing Smart Power: Setting an Agenda for National Security Reform.” Watch For: KennedySchool Of Government dean emeritus Joe Nye; Former Deputy Secretary of State Dick Armitage

9:30AM

Senate Homeland Security Committee: Subcomittee hearing on what to do about Iran’s nuclear ambitions.

10AM

Senate Finance Committee: Full committee hearing on the “Tax Aspects of a Cap-and-Trade System.” Watch For: Peter Orszag from the Congressional Budget Office; Robert Greenstein from the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities.

2:30PM

Senate Intel Committee: Full, closed hearing on “pending intelligence matters”

House

9AM

House Armed Services Committee: Subcommittee hearing on the “Role of the Social and Behavioral Sciences in National Security.”

10AM

House Energy Independence Committee: Full committee hearing on the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and today’s gas prices.

1PM

House Intel Committee: Full, closed hearing on next year’s budget for “covert action.”

2PM

House Foreign Affairs Committee: Subcommittee hearing on the president and war powers.

WATCH MORE TV

SET YOUR TIVO

The View: Tina Fey AND Amy Poehler!

Regis & Kelly: Actress Sigourney Weaver

Tyra: “Do Light-Skinned Blacks Have It Easier?”

Oprah: The Little People Family; The Jonas Brothers

Ellen: Soccer Star (and Posh Hubbie) David Beckham

STAY UP LATE

Stewart: Siiiiiiiigh. Mr. Darcy himself, Colin Firth

Colbert: Mrs. Governator Maria Shriver

Conan: Hilarious Baby Mama star Amy Poehler

Kimmel: Actor David Spade; sister-of-Jessica Ashlee Simpson

Letterman: Funny woman and Baby Mama star Tina Fey; football great Brett Farvre

Leno: He said he’d be back – California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

Eavesdrop

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President Bush presenting the Congressional Gold Medal to 99-year-old Dr. Michael DeBakey

Who?: Dr. Michael DeBakey is a legendary heart surgeon who pioneered heart bypass surgery and invented mobile medical units for use in wartime (you know, M*A*S*H.)

Where?: U.S. Capitol building

The Audio

President Bush:

President Bush, naturally, makes a big deal about Dr. DeBakey’s Texas connections.

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President Bush congratulates Dr. DeBakey’s commitment to science. (You know how much President Bush love science.)

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Dr. Michael DeBakey

Dr. DeBakey stresses the fact that his parents were immigrants.

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Popularity Contest

You work so hard, you poor thing. Here, let us pour you a cup of tea, bring your favorite slippers, and compile a list of all the top stories from the top news sites so you can see what’s going on in the world without searching around.

ABC: Wife Held in Kinky Hubby’s Bondage Death

CBS: Obama’s Gloves Are Off — And May Stay Off

CNN: Report alleges abuse in Asia shrimp industry

NBC: Clinton survives another day

FOX: Scientist: Forget Global Warming, Prepare for New Ice Age

NYT: Maureen Dowd — Wilting Over Waffles

WP: Dana Milbank — Just When You Think They Might Be Out, They Get Pulled Back In

USAT: Study: Mom’s diet could determine baby’s sex

LAT: Rice in short supply at Costco, Sam’s Club

REUT: Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

BBC: High-calorie diet linked to boys

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