Celebration Excuse
Science, war, cannibalism, and other reasons to raise a glass. It’s April 25th, here’s why we’re patenting partying:
1792
Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle “La Marseillaise,” the French national anthem, and it’s been in our head ever since.
1847
Well fed on the flesh of their companions, the survivors of the Donner Party emerge from the wilderness.
1898
Because of some nonsense over freeing Cubans or a sinking ship or something the United States declares war on Spain.
1901
Nice plates...New York requires drivers to have a license plate, the first U.S. state to do so.
1953
Francis Crick and James D. Watson publish their groundbreaking paper describing the double helix structure of DNA, the gorgeous basis of all life.
1961
Robert Noyce gets patent for the integrated circuit...which is like important or something.
1990
So many stars! The Hubble Telescope is deployed from the Space Shuttle Discovery and begins its orbit around the earth.
Weirdest Birthday Movie Ever
1964: Hank Azaria, voice of Moe, Chief Wiggum, Apu and countless other Simpson’s characters
1969: Renée Zellweger, star of Bridget Jones’ Diary
1970: Jason Lee, former skateboarder and the original Mall Rat
Daybook
ON THE HILL
Senate
9AM
Senate Armed Services Committee: Full committee briefing (CLOSED!) on the treatment of detainees.
House
9:30AM
Field Trip! The House Homeland Security subcommittee on infrastructure protection heads to the Brooklyn Public Library for a hearing on “Protecting the Mass Transit Critical Infrastructure in New York City and in the Nation.”
STUMPIN’
John McCain: Morning: Hanging in Little Rock. Night: Fundraising in Oklahoma City
Hillary Clinton: Campaigning in North Carolina, Indiana
Bill Clinton: Campaigning (for Hillary) in North Bend, Oregon
WATCH MORE TV
Set Your TiVo
The View: Comedian Richard Lewis; Songstress Kate Nash
Regis/Kelly: Back-on-top Mariah Carey; SVU star Chris Meloni
Ellen: Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan
Oprah: Kitchen makeovers
Tyra: Fat-sploitation
Stay Up Late
Leno: House star Hugh Laurie; the man who only needs one name, Prince
Letterman: Late night funny guy Craig Ferguson, “This American Life” host Ira Glass
Conan: Our favorite comedian, Tina Fey; funny guy Fred Willard
Kimmel: Harold and Kumar star Neil Patrick Harris; wow-it’s-been-a-while actress Marilu Henner