Celebration Excuse
Torture, facism, war, and Maryland joining the Union. It’s April 28th, and we need a stiff drink.
1788
Welcome to the Union- Maryland becomes the 7th state.
1945
Benito Mussolini is executed, and to be sure he’s dead, his body is hung upside down at a petrol station in Milan for all to see.
1967
Hell no, we won’t go. Boxing champion Muhammad Ali refused to be inducted into the Army.
1986
Soviet Union publicly acknowledges disaster at Chernobyl, two days after bordering countries had reported unusually high levels of radiation.
1992
The U.S. Dept. of Agriculture unveils its first “food pyramid.” Americans continue to ignore dietary guidelines, except to make fun of the revamped pyramid in 2005.
1953
$20 million can’t buy you love, but it can buy Dennis Tito a trip to outer space and the dubious distinction of being the first space tourist.
2004
U.S. loses last semblance of international credibility when the Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal breaks on 60 Minutes II.
A-Listy Birthdays
1950: Jay Leno, comedian and late night TV talk show host
1974: Penelope Cruz, actress
1981: Jessica Alba, actress
Daybook
ON THE HILL
SENATE
5:30PM
Cloture vote on the motion to proceed on the FAA Reauthorization Act, passed by the House last September.
HOUSE
Not in session today. Will reconvene Tuesday afternoon.
STUMPIN’
John McCain: Fundraising in Raleigh, NC.
Dick Cheney: Fundraising for Victory 2008 fund in NC.
Barack Obama: Rally in Chapel Hill, NC.
Reverand Jeremiah Wright: National Press Club as part of a divinity conference of black church leaders
Hillary Clinton: Salisbury and Charlotte, N.C.
Ron Paul: Book Launch Party in New York, NY.
WATCH MORE TV
Set Your TiVo
The View: Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki from “Big Bang Theory”
Regis/Kelly: Robert Downey Jr. chatting about his new film “Iron Man”
Ellen: Animal guy Jack Hanna, Carly Smithson recently eliminated American Idol contestant
Oprah: Where are they now? One year check in with previous guests.
Tyra: Women’s first night as prostitutes.
Stay Up Late
Leno: Actress Helen Hunt, Governor of Louisiana Bobby Jindal
Letterman: Gwyneth Paltrow, Richard Lewis, The Roots
Conan: Actress Marisa Tomei, Actor Anthony Anderson
Kimmel: Our favorite American Idol judge Randy Jackson, Actress Julie Bowen
Daily Show: Former President Jimmy Carter